Sure, it's a nice cell phone, but do you have anything ... well, bigger?
Guillermo MacGuffin at 9:13 AM
Our pizza was delivered last night by a midget who arrived in an unmarked police sedan and announced his arrival by panning a spotlight across the front of the house. We now refer to the pizza place as Fellini's.
Guillermo MacGuffin at 12:05 PM
My little Mini Zen Garden is frustrating the hell out of me.
Guillermo MacGuffin at 1:24 PM
