Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Yasser Arafat: 99 44/100% Dead
After nearly two weeks of conflicting claims and Arafat's continuing decline, the press is now announcing more conflicting claims. Man this guy is cagey. Shades of "Generallisimo Francisco is Still Dead."
posted by Skeeky Webo, Jr. at 11:09 AM
Friday, October 15, 2004
Viagrambien: Drug Cocktail of the Week
This lovely cocktail is a combination of Viagra and sleep-aid Ambien.
Warning: Do not take unless you have a full eight hours to devote to sleeping ... with an erection.
posted by Guillermo MacGuffin at 5:53 PM
Thursday, October 14, 2004
Final Presidential Debate: Who Won?
Probably the better question is: Is it really fair to judge candidates on their effectiveness at incessant repetition?
Oh thank heaven for picture-in-picture TVs and Red Sox vs. Yankees.
posted by Skeeky Webo, Jr. at 10:17 AM
Friday, August 20, 2004
Olympics: Why all the swimming and gymnastics?
NBC is showing all the classic Olympic events. Boring. They want to appeal to the 18-34 demographic, yet you have to go to Bravo to see things like equestrian and fencing events. Look folks, hot young chicks jumping horses and sword fighting is what it's all about! Wooooof! (And I'm 40.)
posted by Skeeky Webo, Jr. at 9:53 AM
Friday, July 30, 2004
No Title
This was lifted today from the San Diego Union-Trib website. It's amphiboly.
What exactly is mounting, the complaints or the coyotes?
posted by Skeeky Webo, Jr. at 8:55 PM
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Does this mean that izod polo shirts can now be referred to as "wife-beaters"?
posted by Skeeky Webo, Jr. at 2:31 PM
Saturday, July 17, 2004
Martha Redux
Gonna make me a license plate. Gonna make it purty. Limited Edition!
posted by Skeeky Webo, Jr. at 12:26 PM
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Weapons of Mass Distraction
The proposed Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage fails to get enough votes in the Senate to even be allowed to go to a vote. But remember that pushing the vote into the Senate had nothing to do with election year politics. Neither would delaying the vote because of the threat of terrorist attack ....
The CIA was totally wrong ... but we were right to go into Iraq anyway? Somebody should tell them not to take advice from people named "Curveball" and "Pimpo."
posted by Skeeky Webo, Jr. at 9:32 AM
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